Friday, November 28, 2008


New Etsy listing here

All was quiet and still within the boundaries of the kitchen. The sweet smell of baked cookies filled the air. Everyone was unaware of the massacre going on within the oven doors.
The gingerbread men were devouring each other, becoming "zombies". 
This all transpired as a strain of the Solanum virus (AKA zombie virus) was accidentally tipped into the mixture. 
The virus mutations were further developed due to the added heat of the oven.
What returns from the oven door are no longer gingerbread men....
they are GINGERDEAD men.
They want you to eat them because this brings them closer to your brains.

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